Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.

Q. What's the king of the pencil case?
A. The ruler.

Q. Heard about the mathematical plant?
A. It has square roots.

Q. Which tables do you not have to learn?
A. Dinner tables.

Q. What tool do you use in math?
A. Multi - players.

Q. Why were 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 ate 9!

Q. What is 67 + 35 + 99 + 136 +23 + 12 + 98 + 567 + 230 + 84?
A. A headache.

Q. How do you make one vanish?
A. Add a 'g' to the beginning and it's gone!